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A Sandwich by Any Other Name
| S 2 | Ep 1a | 2002/03/22 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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The Earl of Sandwich has trouble with his food, and Cleopatra tries to build a shopping mall. A Sandwich by Any Other Name: The Earl of Sandwich gives his new food a disgusting name, 'Stinky pile of poo', (he insists this is his mother's maiden name; yeah right) ensuring that no one will buy it. Meanwhile the Larry 3000's souffles become a sensation. They successfully get the sandwich circulating around the world, only by having Tuddrussel help shut up the Earl and having Otto correctly name it. Person, Time and Place Earl of Sandwich 1762 London.
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Shop Like an Egyptian
| S 2 | Ep 1b | 2002/03/22 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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A mission to keep Cleopatra from turning the pyramids into a shopping mall proves difficult when Tuddrussel falls in love with her and Larry is eager to help with the project. Then Otto calls in Caesar to help get Tuddrussel back to his senses; history states Caesar and Cleopatra dated. Person, Time and Place Cleopatra 51 BC Egypt.
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Planet of the Flies
| S 2 | Ep 2a | 2002/03/29 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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When Tuddrussel squashes a fly in the Stone Age, it causes a butterfly effect where the future is ruled by giant flies. Person, Time and Place #1 Cavemen Stone Age Person, Time and Place #2 Edward II 1323 Medieval England Person, Time and Place #3 Flies 3000 AD Note: The title of this episode is a parody of Planet of the Apes.
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Keepin' It Real With Sitting Bull
| S 2 | Ep 2b | 2002/03/29 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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The Time Squad must deal with Sitting Bull, who wants to party with younger people after misinterpreting a vision from his ancestors. They must help him correctly interpret his ancestors Person, Time and Place Sitting Bull 1876 Great Plains.
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A Thrilla At Atilla's
| S 2 | Ep 3a | 2002/04/05 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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In a parody of Rashomon, Tuddrussel, Larry, and Otto each have different accounts of their mission on turning Attila the Hun from a nebbishy coward into a bloodthirsty fighter and argue over which account to report to their boss. However, Otto's story turns out to be true; however, Tuddrussel and Larry are official Time Cops and they get to write whatever that want on the report and they can omit Otto's story much to Otto's dismay. Person, Time & Place Atilla The Hun 438 AD The Far East.
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Cabin Fever!
| S 2 | Ep 3b | 2002/04/05 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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After a brutally violent mission to get jazz player Louis Armstrong back to playing music instead of drilling to the center of the Earth, the Time Squad wishes they weren't called on any more missions. The three get their wish, but soon become bored and descend into madness. That is until Larry discovers why they haven't been getting new missions for the past few weeks, Tuddrussel has left his toothbrush in the plug and not in the proper place. Turning the computer on, they have over a thousand new missions to complete.
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Pasteur's Packs O' Punch
| S 2 | Ep 4a | 2002/04/26 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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Pasteur's Packs O'Punch-Larry gets electrocuted while fixing a fuse and experiences wild shifts in his personality (including acting drunk, becoming violent, and impersonating Jerry Lewis), leading the Time Squad to go back to the time of Louis Pasteur, who is making Kool-Aid-style fruit drinks.
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Floundering Fathers
| S 2 | Ep 4b | 2002/04/26 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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After Otto catches a cold from not wearing a coat during the Time Squad's mission to Russia to get Karl Marx to write the Communist Manifesto instead of building the world's largest igloo, Tuddrussel and Larry must complete a historical mission without Otto helping them by trying to get Benjamin Franklin to be an author of the Declaration of Independence. Tuddrussel and Larry revealed to be highly incompetent on their mission. The first part had Tuddrussel beating up John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Benjamin Rush because he thought they were Franklin. Then Tuddrussel and Larry thought that Franklin invented the lightbulb where Otto corrected them by stating it was Thomas Edison who invented the lightbulb. When they do get Benjamin Franklin with Adams, Jefferson, and Rush where they don't know how the Declaration of Independence should start, a sick Otto is brought in to assist them once more. People, Time and Place Benjamin Franklin 1776 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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The Clownfather
| S 2 | Ep 5a | 2002/05/10 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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The Time Squad travel to the 1920s, where gangster Al Capone is turning his fellow mobsters into clowns while clowns are getting involved in crime. Person, Time & Place Al Capone 1925 Chicago.
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Hate and Let Hate
| S 2 | Ep 5b | 2002/05/10 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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Larry and Tuddrussel get caught up in arguing with each other and don't notice that they left Otto on a deserted island following a historical mission. People, Time and Place Hernando de Soto 1537 Atlantic Ocean
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Love at First Flight
| S 2 | Ep 6a | 2002/05/17 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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Otto celebrates his birthday on the satellite, but the festivities are short-lived when they must go back in time to cure a mysophobic Amelia Earhart, so she would become the first female pilot to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean Person, Time & Place Amelia Earhart 1930 Los Angeles.
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Forget the Alamo
| S 2 | Ep 6b | 2002/05/17 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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The Time Squad are sent to the Alamo, where everyone there (including Tuddrussel's ancestor, Jeremiah) is setting up a party for the Mexican forces rather than defending themselves from them. Person, Time & Place Davy Crockett 1836 Texas
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Repeat Offender
| S 2 | Ep 7a | 2002/06/07 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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Blackbeard has returned to his liberal ways; as a "repeat offender" who will not take his rightful place in history, the Time Squad must imprison him. Before they can do so, they must convince Socrates to be a philosopher, not a fitness trainer, as Blackbeard tries to escape in ancient Greece. After capturing Blackbeard, he is put in a cell adjacent to Gandhi, who taunts him with the flushing of the toilet. (Note: Mahatma Gandhi is in this episode.)
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Ladies and Gentlemen... Monty Zuma!!!
| S 2 | Ep 7b | 2002/06/07 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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After Tuddrussel hurts Larry's feelings, Otto tries to teach him to be more sensitive while they go on a mission to stop Aztec emperor Montezuma from performing stand-up comedy. Tuddrussel's attempts at being more sensitive and Larry's lack of appreciation leads to a insult contest between the two.
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White House Weirdness
| S 2 | Ep 8a | 2002/06/14 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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In a parody of the original Scooby-Doo cartoon series, the Time Squad go back to the days of President William Howard Taft, where the White House is said to be haunted. Person, Time & Place William Howard Taft 1911 Washington, D.C.
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Nobel Peace Surprise
| S 2 | Ep 8b | 2002/06/14 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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The Time Squad go on a mission to stop Alfred Nobel from giving prizes to people who commit evil acts. Person, Time & Place Alfred Nobel 1864 Sweden
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Out with the In Crowd
| S 2 | Ep 9a | 2002/11/08 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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The Time Squad crew decide to go on vacation rather than save Dr. Livingstone from being captured by cannibals, prompting a much cooler Time Squad crew (that happen to be idols in the eyes of Larry and Tuddrussel) to finish the job. Person, Time & Place David Livingstone 1871 Africa.
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Child's Play
| S 2 | Ep 9b | 2002/11/08 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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In this self-referential episode, the Time Squad meet William Shakespeare, who is now doing kids' plays, and finds inspiration in creating a new play from the Time Squad crew, but things get sticky when Larry acts as a censor and Tuddrussel is too busy coming up with a new catchphrase to do anything about the situation. Person, Time and Place William Shakespeare 1605 Stratford von-Avon
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Billy The Baby
| S 2 | Ep 11a | 2003/03/28 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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The Time Squad encounters Billy the Kid, who is literally acting like a kid instead of an outlaw. The Time Squad become outlaws themselves to teach Billy the Kid how to be a criminal, and they end up getting chased by a Clint Eastwood-esque sheriff. Person, Time & Place Billy the Kid 1877 The Old West. Note: During the closing credits, there is a special credit that reads, "Mission SK77: Billy the Baby is dedicated to Sergio Leone and Tex Avery".
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Father Figure of Our Country
| S 2 | Ep 11b | 2003/03/28 |
| TV Series Episode | 30 min | |
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The Time Squad goes back to help George Washington, who is sick of being famous and wants to be a father. Otto happily fills the role of Washington's son, and while Tuddrussell tries to get Otto back, Larry is too busy shopping in colonial America to intervene. Person, Time & Place George Washington 1778 Philadelphia.