Release Message:  What would happen if one attached a piece of buttered toast (butter side up) to the back of a cat, then dropped the cat from a large height.

Description:  The buttered cat paradox is a common joke based on the tongue-in-cheek combination of two adages: ´ Cats always land on their feet. ´ Buttered toast always lands buttered side down. The paradox arises when one considers what would happen if one attached a piece of buttered toast (butter side up) to the back of a cat, then dropped the cat from a large height. The buttered cat paradox, submitted by artist John Frazee of Kingston, New York, won a 1993 OMNI magazine competition about paradoxes. The idea may not have originated from Frazee since it had appeared on USENET by May 1992, if not before.[3]