Description: Garland Freewin, returning from an unexplained disapearance, hosts "The 5th Quadrant", a reality series which tells unique stories, which in fact spoof ones shown on series such as "Ripley's Believe it or Not!" and "The X-Files". Freewin has a trademark demeanour, smiling and rambling incessantly using various extended words, often being pompous and treating interviewees poorly, bluntly asking questions and making accusations, but always with an irresistible smile. The stories are always far-fetched and hilariously stupid, such as phony psychics, "legendary" beasts and spirits, and people with amazing claims with flimsy evidence, if any, to back themselves up.